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Views from the Choir Loft

Feeding Our Children Liturgical “Garbage”

Jeff Ostrowski · April 16, 2016

567 Avocado EARS AGO, I TAUGHT at a Catholic High School, and I remember a drama performance by a visiting group. It was perhaps the worst performance I ever saw. They used a cassette player—remember cassette tapes?—and danced along trying to “lip sync” at various points. The libretto was ghastly. Even the teacher seemed to sense how offensive it was and uttered a comment I’ll never forget: “This is being performed at our local middle schools, so the script doesn’t have to be stellar.” Translation: They’re just children, so it’s okay to feed them garbage.

Frequently, I hear the same justifications made about “progressive” liturgical compositions. Many a disgusting composition has been dissected and exposed on the internet, only to have the composer himself enter the conversation claiming he “had children in mind” when he wrote it. Such recriminations fill me with rage.

AS FAR AS I’M CONCERNED, Vladimir Horowitz was correct. Horowitz maintained that children should be exposed to the highest quality music and must be “saturated with” such compositions at the earliest possible age. A student of Rosina Lhévinne, Garrick Ohlsson, put forth a similar notion during an interview. (I’m sorry I can’t provide the exact quote; many of my books were lost when we moved from Texas to Los Angeles.) Ohlsson basically said:

If you desire to improve your octaves, don’t learn the Czerny octave etude; learn the one by Chopin. If you want to study fugal technique, start with the Bach fugues, not those of Telemann. Life is short; too short to save the best music until one is “ready” for it.

That’s what is so wonderful about plainsong. Consider, for example, the “Hosanna Filio David” sung on Palm Sunday. This marvelous song is as appropriate for a 5-year-old as it would be for an octogenarian. The same goes for the “Tantum Ergo” sung on Holy Thursday. When we first encounter such pieces, we want to learn more; we want to sing them over and over again. (Our daughter, at age 5, can’t stop singing CREDO IV.) Decades later, these melodies are still revealing their secrets to us. Professor László Dobszay wrote in 2003:

As we read in St. Augustine’s Confessions: Cibus sum grandium; cresce, et manducabis me. Nec tu me mutabis in te, sicut cibum carnis tuae; sed tu mutaberis in me. “I am the food of adults; grow up and eat me; it is not you who will change me into yourself—as is true of bodily food—but you will be changed into me.” This is valid for liturgy and church music, as well as for teachings of faith and morals. When we say: “The people like this” we regard them as unable to develop, as animals rather than human beings, and we simply neglect our duties in helping them towards a true human existence—indeed, in this case, to truly Christian existence.

Let us therefore give our children—and everyone in the congregation—the most sublime, artistic, profound, heavenly, sophisticated (yet often quite simple) music: Gregorian chant. And let us add solemnity—when it is possible to do so properly—with other worthy choral works such as “classic polyphony of the Roman school,” which is closely related to plainsong and was exalted by the Second Vatican Council. 1

SOME OF YOU KNOW I HAVE BEEN afflicted by a serious & painful disease for more than two years. I’m happy to report that—at last!—I am beginning to recover…and you’ll never guess what has greatly improved my health: tons and tons of vegetables and fruits! Carrots, kale, avocados, oranges, apples, cauliflower, brussels sprouts, broccoli, and so forth have accomplished wonders. Because of this, I’ve been paying special attention to the astonishing beauties of God’s creation. Have you ever cut open an avocado and carefully examined the contents? The bright colors, the perfect shape, the ingenious way the seed is protected—breathtaking! It strikes me that these vegetables have the same qualities discussed above. They have “secrets” which are revealed upon contemplation year after year. I’ve known what an orange is since I was a toddler—just as I’ve known the “Vexilla Regis” plainsong for decades. Yet, my appreciation for an orange grows deeper with each passing year—just as my appreciation for the “Vexilla Regis” grows deeper every time I sing it.

Let us cease to tolerate the “lowest common denominator” attitude so prevalent in today’s discourse on liturgical music. Let us replace cheap, uninspired, ephemeral church music with the authentic music of the Catholic Church. Let us choose music which has great depth, especially when children are present.


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NOTES FROM THIS ARTICLE:

1   The first document to be approved by Vatican II (on 4 December 1963) was Sacrosanctum Concilium, which said in paragraph 116:

“The Church acknowledges Gregorian chant as specially suited to the Roman liturgy. Therefore, under normal circumstances, it should be given pride of place in liturgical services. But other kinds of sacred music, especially polyphony, are by no means excluded from liturgical celebrations, so long as they accord with the spirit of the liturgical action…”

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About Jeff Ostrowski

Jeff Ostrowski holds his B.M. in Music Theory from the University of Kansas (2004). He resides with his wife and children in Michigan. —(Read full biography).

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    “Music List” • Christ the King Sunday
    Readers have expressed interest in perusing the ORDER OF MUSIC I’ve prepared for 23 November 2025, which is the 34th Sunday in Ordinary Time (Year C). If such a thing interests you, feel free to download it as a PDF file. In the 1970 Missal, this Sunday is known as: Domini Nostri Jesu Christi Universorum Regis (“Solemnity of Our Lord Jesus Christ, King of the Universe”). As always, the Responsorial Psalm, Gospel Acclamation, and Mass Propers for this Sunday are conveniently stored at the magnificent feasts website alongside the official texts in Latin.
    —Jeff Ostrowski
    “Simplified” Keyboard Accompaniment (PDF)
    I’d much rather hear an organist play a simplified version correctly than listen to wrong notes. I invite you to download this simplified organ accompaniment for hymn #729 in the Father Brébeuf Hymnal. The hymn is “O Jesus Christ, Remember.” I’m toying with the idea of creating a whole bunch of these, to help amateur organists. The last one I uploaded was downloaded more than 1,900 times in a matter of hours—so there seems to be interest in such a project. For the record, this famous text is often married to AURELIA, as it is in the Brébeuf Hymnal. The lyrics come from the pen of Father Edward Caswall (d. 1878), an Oratorian priest.
    —Jeff Ostrowski
    ‘Bogey’ of the Half-Educated: Paraphrase
    Father Adrian Porter, using the cracher dans la soupe example, did a praiseworthy job explaining the difference between ‘dynamic’ and ‘formal’ translation. This is something Monsignor Ronald Knox explained time and again—yet even now certain parties feign ignorance. I suppose there will always be people who pretend the only ‘valid’ translation of Mitigásti omnem iram tuam; avertísti ab ira indignatiónis tuæ… would be “You mitigated all ire of you; you have averted from your indignation’s ire.” Those who would defend such a translation suffer from an unfortunate malady. One of my professors called it “cognate on the brain.”
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    “Reminder” — Month of November (2025)
    On a daily basis, I speak to people who don’t realize we publish a free newsletter (although they’ve followed our blog for years). We have no endowment, no major donors, no savings, and refuse to run annoying ads. As a result, our mailing list is crucial to our survival. Signing up couldn’t be easier: simply scroll to the bottom of any blog article and enter your email address.
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    Gospel Options for 2 November (“All Souls”)
    We’ve been told some bishops are suppressing the TLM because of “unity.” But is unity truly found in the MISSALE RECENS? For instance, on All Souls (2 November), any of these Gospel readings may be chosen, for any reason (or for no reason at all). The same is true of the Propria Missæ and other readings—there are countless options in the ORDINARY FORM. In other words, no matter which OF parish you attend on 2 November, you’ll almost certainly hear different propers and readings, to say nothing of different ‘styles’ of music. Where is the “unity” in all this? Indeed, the Second Vatican Council solemnly declared: “Even in the liturgy, the Church has no wish to impose a rigid uniformity in matters which do not implicate the faith or the good of the whole community.”
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    “Our Father” • Musical Setting?
    Looking through a Roman Catholic Hymnal published in 1859 by Father Guido Maria Dreves (d. 1909), I stumbled upon this very beautiful tune (PDF file). I feel it would be absolutely perfect to set the “Our Father” in German to music. Thoughts?
    —Jeff Ostrowski

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“The choir shall henceforth sing or say no anthems of our Lady or other Saints, but only of our Lord, and then not in Latin; but choosing out the best and most sounding to Christian religion they shall turn the same into English, setting thereunto a plain and distinct note for every syllable one: they shall sing them and none other.”

— 1548 Edict of King Edward VI (a heretic) for Lincoln Cathedral

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