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Views from the Choir Loft

Audrey Hepburn, Fulton J. Sheen, & Church Singers Who Can’t Read Music

Jeff Ostrowski · March 30, 2014

702 Eliza Y FAIR LADY (1964) is one of my favorite movies. Julie Andrews, whom you’ve doubtless seen in The Sound of Music and Mary Poppins, first made this story popular alongside Rex Harrison on Broadway. Shockingly, Andrews was not selected to star in the 1964 film because producers felt she wasn’t famous enough. Instead, Audrey Hepburn 1 was chosen. For the record, I think Julie Andrews would have been fantastic!

Audrey Hepburn’s singing voice, however, was not used. Those sections were dubbed by another singer. Hepburn (I’m told) was a low singer and the directors balked at transposing her songs to a lower tessitura. If you search YouTube, though, you can see movie clips with Hepburn’s actual voice!!!

      * *  VIDEO EXAMPLE • Hepburn’s Actual Singing Voice   —   (a version without ads)

But what does this have to do with Church musicians?

The fact is, Audrey Hepburn was not that great of a singer. Some might find this statement unfair. After all, they might assert, Hepburn knew another singer’s voice would dub hers, so she was mainly concerned with the facial emotions. (If, in fact, she knew this, I suppose that assertion is worth considering.)

But isn’t it strange to hear this video? Her singing technique has some … flaws!

Do you direct choir members with flaws? Do you direct choir members who can’t read music? Do you direct choir members who don’t know how to “swell” on the correct notes, sometimes sing the wrong pitch, and are consistently too heavy on the final tones? Take heart — just tell them that even Audrey Hepburn made mistakes!

Did you notice that singer, pianist, and chorus weren’t always together in that clip? What’s wrong? Can’t they count? Can’t they feel the beat? Again: these are the things that happen in real life. I’m often amazed when I hear piano concerti performed by the most famous artists (Vladimir Horowitz, Josef Hofmann, Fritz Reiner, Edwin Fisher, Ignaz Tiegerman, and so forth) only to discover that orchestra and soloist are not together! It’s quite … disconcerting. If this happens to the most talented, why do we become frustrated with our amateur singers? Why don’t we show more patience?

DURING THE 1970S, MY FRIEND’S FATHER met Archbishop Fulton J. Sheen in Missouri. Approaching the end of his life, Sheen was traveling all over the USA promoting the daily Holy Hour. This father introduced his wife and told him they had twelve children. Looking into the mother’s eyes, Sheen said, “You’re guaranteed salvation.” Then he looked at the father and said, “Any woman who sheds so much blood for children is guaranteed salvation.”

I believe there’s another reason why mothers are pleasing to the Lord. Every second of their lives — each and every second — is dedicated to caring for young babies, and they never get a break. You might think I’m exaggerating … but I’m not. Mothers never get a moment of peace when young children are around. Period.

Similarly, singing is pleasing to God since it is necessary to give one’s entire self. If somebody sings “half-heartedly” the listener can always tell. True singing demands total commitment — heart, mind, and voice — and this is why it’s important to sing worthy liturgical music that’s truly sacred.



NOTES FROM THIS ARTICLE:

1   In grade school, we students asked a happily-married professor his candidate for the most beautiful woman of all time. (You’d be amazed at the topics we discussed in school, by the way!) The professor answered without hesitation, “Probably Audrey Hepburn.” I remember being shocked. I’d seen her in My Fair Lady but didn’t think her looks were anything special … and my opinion remains the same after all these years. However, according to Google, many men consider her the most beautiful woman of all time.

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Jeff Ostrowski holds his B.M. in Music Theory from the University of Kansas (2004). He resides with his wife and children in Michigan. —(Read full biography).

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President’s Corner

    “Simplified” Keyboard Accompaniment (PDF)
    I’d much rather hear an organist play a simplified version correctly than listen to wrong notes. I invite you to download this simplified organ accompaniment for hymn #729 in the Father Brébeuf Hymnal. The hymn is “O Jesus Christ, Remember.” I’m toying with the idea of creating a whole bunch of these, to help amateur organists. The last one I uploaded was downloaded more than 1,900 times in a matter of hours—so there seems to be interest in such a project. For the record, this famous text by Oratorian priest, Father Edward Caswall (d. 1878) is often married to AURELIA, as it is in the Brébeuf Hymnal.
    —Jeff Ostrowski
    ‘Bogey’ of the Half-Educated: Paraphrase
    Father Adrian Porter, using the cracher dans la soupe example, did a praiseworthy job explaining the difference between ‘dynamic’ and ‘formal’ translation. This is something Monsignor Ronald Knox explained time and again—yet even now certain parties feign ignorance. I suppose there will always be people who pretend the only ‘valid’ translation of Mitigásti omnem iram tuam; avertísti ab ira indignatiónis tuæ… would be “You mitigated all ire of you; you have averted from your indignation’s ire.” Those who would defend such a translation suffer from an unfortunate malady. One of my professors called it “cognate on the brain.”
    —Jeff Ostrowski
    Father Cuthbert Lattey • “The Hebrew MSS”
    Father Cuthbert Lattey (d. 1954) wrote: “In a large number of cases the ancient Christian versions and some other ancient sources seem to have been based upon a better Hebrew text than that adopted by the rabbis for official use and alone suffered to survive. Sometimes, too, the cognate languages suggest a suitable meaning for which there is little or no support in the comparatively small amount of ancient Hebrew that has survived. The evidence of the metre is also at times so clear as of itself to furnish a strong argument; often it is confirmed by some other considerations. […] The Jewish copyists and their directors, however, seem to have lost the tradition of the metre at an early date, and the meticulous care of the rabbis in preserving their own official and traditional text (the ‘massoretic’ text) came too late, when the mischief had already been done.” • Msgr. Knox adds: “It seems the safest principle to follow the Latin—after all, St. Jerome will sometimes have had a better text than the Massoretes—except on the rare occasions when there is no sense to be extracted from the Vulgate at all.”
    —Jeff Ostrowski

Quick Thoughts

    “Reminder” — Month of November (2025)
    On a daily basis, I speak to people who don’t realize we publish a free newsletter (although they’ve followed our blog for years). We have no endowment, no major donors, no savings, and refuse to run annoying ads. As a result, our mailing list is crucial to our survival. Signing up couldn’t be easier: simply scroll to the bottom of any blog article and enter your email address.
    —Jeff Ostrowski
    Gospel Options for 2 November (“All Souls”)
    We’ve been told some bishops are suppressing the TLM because of “unity.” But is unity truly found in the MISSALE RECENS? For instance, on All Souls (2 November), any of these Gospel readings may be chosen, for any reason (or for no reason at all). The same is true of the Propria Missæ and other readings—there are countless options in the ORDINARY FORM. In other words, no matter which OF parish you attend on 2 November, you’ll almost certainly hear different propers and readings, to say nothing of different ‘styles’ of music. Where is the “unity” in all this? Indeed, the Second Vatican Council solemnly declared: “Even in the liturgy, the Church has no wish to impose a rigid uniformity in matters which do not implicate the faith or the good of the whole community.”
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    “Our Father” • Musical Setting?
    Looking through a Roman Catholic Hymnal published in 1859 by Father Guido Maria Dreves (d. 1909), I stumbled upon this very beautiful tune (PDF file). I feel it would be absolutely perfect to set the “Our Father” in German to music. Thoughts?
    —Jeff Ostrowski

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